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Published!

I am very happy to say that an article that I submitted has been accepted for publication. I’ve been very excited about this, but I wanted to keep it quiet until I had a contract in my grubby little hands. Unfortunately, it won’t be published until February, so you’ll have to wait until then to get the specifics. I’m a bit paranoid that I’m going to jinx it.

The prospect of being published hasn’t done much for my character. When I got the acceptance email, I burst into the bedroom where my dear hubby was recovering from surgery and woke him up with a scream of “Published! I’m going to be published!” After apologizing to him, I called my mom, my neighbor, and my dad.

Dad: Well, that’s great! My daughter, the published writer.

Me: Yup. I’m one beard away from being Hemingway.

Dad: Maybe you can do your next article on giant egos.

Me: Sweet! Then I wouldn’t have to do any research.

Dad: And you could get all kinds of quotes from the people who know you.

Me: Perfect!

 

pic by Lainey’s Repertoire

12 Things You Hate About Facebook

I asked some of my fellow BlogFroggers to share the things they hate about Facebook. Here are some of their answers: read more »

Life with Gracie

-Paul’s been working on the kids’ bathroom and they are very excited about having a new bathroom getting to play in the box the vanity came in.

As I was cooking dinner the other night, I overheard Gracie say, “Wesley, some bad guys disguised as me did something really bad and now the police are after me! You have to let me in the box!”

-Tonight, after bedtime:

(clop clop clop) “Mom, can I switch CD’s with Wesley?”
“No. Now go back to bed (clop clop clop) and take off those heels!”

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than an appendectomy

or It was the best of times, It was the burst of times

or Appendicitis inside us

or Now I’m down to a glossary and a table of contents

Last weekend I didn’t feel like I could get my energy up to normal levels. I didn’t have much of an appetite and I couldn’t seem to get my diet just right. By Sunday, the 25th, I decided to lay out of church (because one of the best things about going to an Episcopal church is that no one gives you crap if you aren’t there every single Sunday) and try to get some things done around the house that I hadn’t been able to get to. read more »

Et tu, Anne Rice?

Anne Rice who famously became a Christian a few years ago, has had enough.

I blame it on her conversion to Catholicism. If she had become Southern Baptist, it would have been a much quicker realization.

I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.
-Mohandas Gandhi

Ew. No.

Wesley: Look, Mom, a graveyard.

Gracie: Is that where they make gravy?

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